You’ve probably always wondered why there is still no perfect Christmas. We have the answer: “because the Wunderbaire AI Christmas tree 26 AI was missing” – Until today. Because we spared no expense or effort in having the ultimate Waihnachtsbaum 26 AI styled by the best AI assistants, such as Grog (who unfortunately put too much rum in the tea), ChatGypsy, Herjemine and Claudia, and optimized by our co-pilot. The source of all joy is supplied with 100 meters of barbed wire to prevent the unique appearance from being disturbed by the unprofessionally attached balls. Instead of mundane LED lights, each tree has 1000 light bulbs that would turn the living room into a cozy corner with their cozy warmth.
Due to the exclusivity of the Christmas tree 26 AI, you are requested to take appropriate precautions to ensure that nothing happens to the tree during the most beautiful time of the year. In our stolen gigawatt centers, which are located in Kuala Lumpur, in Hintertupfingen and of course at the North Pole, we will take care of your tree.
You are welcome to leave your presents with us up to 365 days in advance so that we can hide them under the tree with the appropriate carelessness. Please understand that we will destroy gifts that have not been purchased properly and publish their names in the TickTack blacklist.
To brighten up the time until Christmas, we will send you an (almost) exact copy of the tree when you buy 10 “Der Wunderbaire AI Weihnaichtsbaum 26 AI”. For legal reasons – without decoration, needles and candles, but with the option of placing a 1x1x0.5 cm gift underneath.
Merry AI Christmas 26 AI
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